FAT MUM — TELL ME WHEN U CAN STAB ME
Books open one month at a time and the slots go quick quick. The list always gets them first.
I am moving to a waiting list format so we can be less reliant on social media and the people who control their algorithms.
Put your details below and I'll give you a heads up for when my books open and flashes drop before everyone else.
No spam, no newsletter, no nothing. One message when the books open. That's all xo
On now
October is open. The list got it first, before it goes anywhere else.
All the new flash is non-repeatable. 🟠 The first person to book a design is the only person who ever gets it.
Join below and November dates land in your inbox a day early, along with the whole new sheet — so you get first eyes and first picks. Or wait and see if the algo serves it to you x
Prices
- 1 tattoo
- £110–£170
- 2 tattoos
- £200(£100 each)
- 3 tattoos
- £280(£93 each)
- All you can eat session As many tattoos as we can fit. No diminishing returns.
- £425
- Custom, one design
- £250
- Tattoo ticket Buy the rights to a design and get it done by someone else, if you can't get to London.
- £75
£40 deposit locks your slot and comes off the total. Slot's held 48 hours while you pay the invoice, then it goes back on the list — no hard feelings x
Torso, backs and anything particularly mad can cost a bit more. I'll tell you before you commit, I'm not going to spring it on you.
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